With World Cup fever having hit us, we thought it fitting that we looked for a hUmp Day Hottie who is currently sporting his stuff in Brazil.
** cue bugles to play that WC tune**
What wiki had to say: born 30 September 1986) is a French footballer who plays for English club Arsenal in the Premier League and the France national team. He plays as a striker and is known for his size, physical style of play, heading ability, shot power, strength and link-up play. He is also associated with making runs to the front post that outwit defenders.
Miss Bailey and I were fortunate enough to get an interview with him. She spoke, I stared. So here are the answers to questions you really care about:
LK&OT: Welcome to LK&OT, we’re so excited to be looking at you.
LK&OT: *laughs* Don’t be weird. Would you like something to eat or drink? We have to order to be able to use this free wifi.
LK&OT: *needs napkins to bite on* Can we get some water over here, please? To splash our faces.
LK&OT: Take it or leave it. Kidding. What is your superpower?
LK&OT: What would you say is your weakness?
LK&OT: Your secret’s safe with us. You can tell us anything…like what type of guy you are when it comes to women? Are you a boobs guy, legs guy, ass guy, thigh guy, abs guy, what?
LK&OT: Is that boobs or butt?
LK&OT: What do you think about all Christiano Ronaldo’s modelling/ad campaigns.
LK&OT: We agree. But you look good doing that. You’d be a much better model. Show us your best pose
LK&OT: Yes, please. You can have us. SOLD!
LK&OT: What a keeper! Thanks for your time. And for buying us lunch. In France. Because you’re French. Obviously.
** Thanks to The Telegraph, Pure People and all the other photographers who were kind enough to “lend” us these photos.