hUmp Day Hottie – Dale Steyn

Willie Le Roux (image borrowed from Getty Images)

Today’s hUmp Day Hottie is a personal fave of Miss Bailey’s and lucky for us we had a chance meeting with him while we were dog walking at Kommetjie!

What wiki had to say: Dale Willem Steyn (/ˈstn/; born 27 June 1983) is a South African cricketer who plays in TestsT20 Internationals and One Day International cricket for South Africa. He is currently the number one ranked Test bowler in the world. Steyn currently has the best bowling strike rate of all time in Test match cricket (amongst bowlers who have bowled a minimum of 10,000 deliveries).

Now for the stuff you really want to know!

LK&OTH: Thanks for taking the timeout of your busy day to stop and chat to us. How lucky that we spotted you.  Even if it is at Kommetjie and the wind is howling.  How have you been keeping?

DS: Chilled, relaxed, happy, just taking pictures of myself.

DS: Chilled, relaxed, happy, just taking pictures of myself.

LK&OTH: Uhm, okay. You are currently ranked the Best Test Bowler in World.  What do you accredit your success too?

DS: These guns of steel.

DS: These guns of steel.

LK&OT: You spend so much time away from home. Do you have a bestie on Tour?

DS: The guys all get on well but AB and I have a BroMance.

DS: The guys all get on well but AB and I have a BroMance.

LK&OT: If you were not a cricketer what would you want to be?

DS: Definitely a pilot

DS: Definitely a pilot

DS: Or even a motivational speaker, YES!!!

DS: Or even a motivational speaker, YES!!!

LK&OT: A very popular question here at HDH and something Miss Bailey would ask but she seems to be at a loss for words currently.  Are you a boob or butt guy?

DS: a tongue guy

DS: a tongue guy

LK&OT: WOW, that is interesting, in the 2 week history of HDH we have never had that answer.  (Miss Bailey, please stick your tongue back in your mouth).  Sorry Dale, what was that?

DS: Wait, I need to get a picture of that. Maybe I could’ve been a photographer, too.

DS: Wait, I need to get a picture of that. Maybe I could’ve been a photographer, too.

Miss Bailey: Yeah, I can pretend to be a model for your portfolio.

LK&OT: Not sure he got any of that, Miss Bailey. Hard to hear what you’re saying if you talk with your tongue out. Awks! Moving on… Dale, if you had to write a book, what would it be titled?

DS: It’s Not About The Ball.

DS: It’s Not About The Ball.

LK&OT: Original.

Miss Bailey: What about “The Steyn Remover”?

DS: hahahaha

DS: hahahaha

DS: Thanks girls, I am out of here. TAXI!!

DS: Thanks girls, I am out of here. TAXI!!

Miss Bailey: But we were going to ask about dance moves next.

DS: The downward fist pump

DS: The downward fist pump

DS: The upward fist pump

DS: The upward fist pump

DS: The Irish Leprechaun jig

DS: The Irish Leprechaun jig

DS: The funky chicken

DS: The funky chicken

DS: The Robot

DS: The Robot

 

DS: Now your turn!

DS: Now your turn!

LK&OT: Wow, strong finish, but I’m going to have to pass. Thank you.

Miss Bailey: Yeah, you really just threw it all at us. The robot is my personal favourite. *applauds*

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