hUmp Day Hottie – Novac Djokovic

Willie Le Roux (image borrowed from Getty Images)

This week we traveled to London to bring you our Wimbledon hottie.

what wiki had to say: Novak Djokovic  born 22 May 1987 is a Serbian professional tennis player and former world No. 1 who is currently ranked world No. 2 by the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP). He is generally considered to be one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

But of course you already knew that.  So let us get to the questions that everyone is wanting answered.

LK&OTH: Welcome.  We are so stoked to be in WS19.  The strawberries and cream are also not half bad. We have a couple of standard questions our readers are always wanting answers too.  Please bear with us, while we stare, I mean interview you.

ND: No problem ladies.  I have always  had a soft spot for the South African accent

ND: No problem ladies. You two are funny and I have always had a soft spot for the South African accent

LK&OT:  **Blush**  If you were not a tennis player what would your profession be?

ND: A dolphin whisperer

ND: A dolphin whisperer  

LK&OT:  That is sure going to win you extra brownie points with Miss Bailey.  She is our resident animal activist.

LK&OT:  If you were a super hero, which one would you be?



LK&OT: Yes, very convincing. Any hidden talents you have?


ND: I do a great impression of a jellyfish in a condom


ND: Can even swallow swords


ND: I joke, I joke. I sometimes like to joke as the Top Gun guy. I forget his name now.

LK&OT: Wow, that is an image that will live with me forever.  Moving on to the most popular question from our fans.  What kind of guy are you? Boobs? Butt? We have even had tongue?


LK&OT: By your reaction and fixation on Miss Bailey’s chest I am going to put you done as a Boob Guy!

LK&OT: Fave court side snack?  We are keen to see if you are following the #LCHF craze.


ND: Banana’s, I love banana’s!

LK&OT: We have just heard that Rafael Nadal has been knocked out of Wimbledon by Nick Kyrgios.  Your thoughts on that?


ND: Who is this Nick you speak of? Never heard of him

LK&OT: He is a 19 year old Aussie who is ranked 144.  He beat Rafael 7-6, 5-7, 7-6 , 6-3.


ND: No way!! You mean Rafael is on his way home?

LK&OT: Indeed he is. Roger is however still around!


ND: Roger! See you on the court

LK&OT: We are going to reserve comment on Roger, with him being South African and all.


ND: Nice! I can smell that title

LK&OT: Thanks so much for your time.  Any last words of wisdom for your fans?


ND: Always make sure you stocked up on tennis balls when practising


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