hUmp Day Hottie – Siv Ngesi

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My inbox has been flooded for requests of another installment of hUmp Day Hottie.  More specifically, the ladies want to know about Siv Ngesi.  So for the sake of the Nation I met up with him for a “coffee date” and during the conversation I chucked in some of the questions you wanted asked.

 

LK&OT: Thanks for meeting up with me.  Sorry Miss Bailey couldn’t join us but she is busy with her rehearsals for the The Rouge Revue Burlesque Company or she is eating bacon. Never really sure with her.  Anyway, coffee?

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SN: No way! Detoxing.  I have a topless shoot coming up in a couple of days!

LK&OT: Again? Didn’t we have the same conversation last time I saw you?

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SN: That was for Cosmo. Different shoot this time.  Anyway, it would be unfair of me to deny the ladies of seeing my six  eight-pack.

LK&OT: Fair enough. I am amazed at all that you manage to do: Boxer, MC, Comedian, Presenter, Actor, Producer, Protector of the Ladies and most importantly Protector of the Children.  I see you have also committed to running the Cape-Town Marathon. Do you ever get tired?
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SN: I will sleep when I am dead Sister.

LK&OTH:  Point taken. Seems to me that Black Twitter has it in for you.  Any response?

 

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SN: They just need to keep calm and remember: Siv is the King of Twitter.

LK&OT: And when they refer to you as UMLUNGU?

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SN: Sticks and stones Sister!

LK&OT:  Our most popular question, are you a boob or butt guy?

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SN: I love ALL women.

LK&OT: I loved watching you on Strictly Come Dancing. What is your favourite dance move?

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SN: That propeller dance or was it called the helicopter?

LK&OT: If you say so, then the Helicopter it is.  Moving on, people are asking if you have a Super Power?

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SN: Super Siv!

LK&OT: Do you have  a weakness?

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SN: Look at me and think about what you just asked me? I think not.

LK&OT: Sorry, that was really a silly question.  I need to get Miss Bailey to start doing her research before she sends me these questions.  We have already run through the long list of all you do. However, if you weren’t all those many things, what would you be?

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SN: Rugby player, no wait…

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SN: A pilot, no wait…

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SN: That oke that Kurt Darren sings about, Kaptein span die seile.  Actually, on second thoughts

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SN: A professional boxer like my hero Muhammad Ali.

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SN: Actually Siv could be just whatever he set his mind too.  If Kanye is planning on being the President of the USA in 2020, then President of South Africa I can be.

LK&OT: Aunty Helen will be very chuffed to hear you are running for Presidency. Last question.  Talk us through your knock out of Graham Richards and your victory dance.  I believe he ended up with a couple of stitches?

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SN: Graeme is my bro and that was all for charity. The little victory dance was me channeling some of my Strictly Come Dancing  moves.

LK&OT: As always you have kept me entertained.  Best of luck with the Cape-Town Marathon.  We will  be along the route, look out for us.  We support you all the way.

 

** Once again thanks to the peeps on the interwebs who have kindly let use their images.

hUmp Day Hottie – Gabriel Macht aka Harvey Specter

 

 

Willie Le Roux (image borrowed from Getty Images)

Friendships are like any relationship, they work on a give and take basis.  I was in the front of the queue “taking”when we jetted off to interview Adam Levine, as Miss Bailey didn’t share my views on him being a hottie.  I thought it was time for me to do some “giving”.  So I arranged for us to interview Gabrial Macht, a huge fave in Miss Bailey’s hottie arsenal (mine, not so much but if it gets us a trip to NY, hey!).

What wiki had to say: Gabriel S. Macht (born January 22, 1972) is an American actor. Macht is known for playing The Spirit in the film adaptation, and for his role as Harvey Specter on the USA Network series Suits.

What we found out about him:

LK&OT: Hi Harvey, sorry I mean Gabriel!  Miss Bailey is a really big fan, thanks for meeting with us.

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LK&OT: Uhm, great, I think.  Just checking if you are in character now?

GM/HS:

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LK&OT: I am going to take that as a yes, since I see you have a fond liking for ladies from the Southern continents.  So Harvey, any advice you can give aspiring lawyers?

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GM/HS: Just kidding.  Here goes with some advice…

 

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LK&OT: Right. Some solid advice with no grey area!  Moving on. You feature top of Miss Bailey’s list of hotties.  How do you feel about being eye candy to the chicks?

 GM/HS:

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GM/HS: Seriously though..

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LK&OT: Harvey Specter and Mike Ross are both such strong characters.  What makes Mike different to Harvey?

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LK&OT: Not too much emotion shown there towards Mike Ross.

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LK&OT: This is not part of the list of questions Miss Bailey has put together for this interview but I couldn’t help but wonder… The moles.  Did you make a conscious Cindy Crawford type decision to not have them removed?

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LK&OT: On that note thanks so much for your time.  It was been very ….. interesting.

GM/HS:

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** Thanks to all on the interwebs that allowed us to use their images.  Miss Bailey was tasked at taking photo’s during the interview but NOTHING, not even one.  *shrugs*

hUmp Day Hottie – Adam Levine

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So you all thought we forgot about hUmp Day Hottie!!  Hell no!  We are currently in the US of A and have JUST completed our interview with today’s hottie.  Thing is it is still Wednesday here.  I have to admit I did not contribute to this interview, unless you count staring as an adequate contribution.

what wiki had to say: Adam Noah Levine (born March 18, 1979) is an American singer-songwriter and musician, widely known as the lead vocalist for Los Angeles pop rock band Maroon 5.

Miss Bailey: Hi Adam, thanks for coming.

AL: Namaste

AL: Namaste

AL: A special  Hello to you LK&OT

AL: A special Hello to you LK&OT

Miss Bailey: Oh, no, no, no, she’s breathing, don’t look at her. She can’t deal. That face means “hi”, though.

AL: What if I do this?

AL: What if I do this?

Miss Bailey: *looks at LK&OT* No, still the same, she can’t move. She’s so happy. *whispers to LK&OT* Close your mouth, vriendin.  Okay, let’s talk business.

AL: Business face on

AL: Business face on

Miss Bailey: Are you very involved in the wedding planning?

AL: Uhm

AL: Uhm

AL: Yeah. A little.

AL: Yeah. A little.

Miss Bailey: Are you a bit of a Groomzilla?

AL: Nah.

AL: Nah.

AL: Only when it comes to the entertainment

AL: Only when it comes to the entertainment

Miss Bailey: Who will be performing at your wedding?

AL: Hey! No. That’s not fair. I can’t. Let’s talk about something else. *Looks at LK&OTi*

AL: Hey! No. That’s not fair. I can’t. Let’s talk about something else. *Looks at LK&OT*

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Miss Bailey: No, she’s still unavailable, but appreciates your acknowledgement.

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AL: Okay, I’ll stop messing with you.

AL: Promise that was the last time.

AL: Promise that was the last time.

Miss Bailey: Did you bring us a copy of your new album, V?

AL: No. It hasn’t been released yet.

AL: No. It hasn’t been released yet.

Miss Bailey:  Such a pity… LK&OT is one of your biggest fans

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AL: No, this is my biggest fan.

Miss Bailey: So we know you’re dating a supermodel, and she’s perf, but what’s your type generally? You a boobs guy, an ass guy, a legs guy, an abs guy?

AL: I’m a, er, Behati’s man…?

AL: I’m a, er, Behati’s man…?

Miss Bailey: That’s very sweet. And cheesy-lame, but we’ll take it. So we’ll just put you down for “women” is your type. Haha. Kidding. Kind of.  Last question or request before wrap things up… LK&OT wants to know which is your fave bit of ink?

AL: hard to say but probably one of these pieces.

AL: hard to say but probably one of these pieces.

Miss Bailey:  Wow, that could just have pushed LK&OT over the edge. Anyway, Adam, on that note thanks for your time, we have a flight to catch. Holler when you’re in Cape Town.

hUmp Day Hottie – Novac Djokovic

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This week we traveled to London to bring you our Wimbledon hottie.

what wiki had to say: Novak Djokovic  born 22 May 1987 is a Serbian professional tennis player and former world No. 1 who is currently ranked world No. 2 by the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP). He is generally considered to be one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

But of course you already knew that.  So let us get to the questions that everyone is wanting answered.

LK&OTH: Welcome.  We are so stoked to be in WS19.  The strawberries and cream are also not half bad. We have a couple of standard questions our readers are always wanting answers too.  Please bear with us, while we stare, I mean interview you.

ND: No problem ladies.  I have always  had a soft spot for the South African accent

ND: No problem ladies. You two are funny and I have always had a soft spot for the South African accent

LK&OT:  **Blush**  If you were not a tennis player what would your profession be?

ND: A dolphin whisperer

ND: A dolphin whisperer  

LK&OT:  That is sure going to win you extra brownie points with Miss Bailey.  She is our resident animal activist.

LK&OT:  If you were a super hero, which one would you be?

ND:

ND: The HULK

LK&OT: Yes, very convincing. Any hidden talents you have?

ND:

ND: I do a great impression of a jellyfish in a condom

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ND: Can even swallow swords

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ND: I joke, I joke. I sometimes like to joke as the Top Gun guy. I forget his name now.

LK&OT: Wow, that is an image that will live with me forever.  Moving on to the most popular question from our fans.  What kind of guy are you? Boobs? Butt? We have even had tongue?

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LK&OT: By your reaction and fixation on Miss Bailey’s chest I am going to put you done as a Boob Guy!

LK&OT: Fave court side snack?  We are keen to see if you are following the #LCHF craze.

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ND: Banana’s, I love banana’s!

LK&OT: We have just heard that Rafael Nadal has been knocked out of Wimbledon by Nick Kyrgios.  Your thoughts on that?

ND:

ND: Who is this Nick you speak of? Never heard of him

LK&OT: He is a 19 year old Aussie who is ranked 144.  He beat Rafael 7-6, 5-7, 7-6 , 6-3.

ND:

ND: No way!! You mean Rafael is on his way home?

LK&OT: Indeed he is. Roger is however still around!

ND:

ND: Roger! See you on the court

LK&OT: We are going to reserve comment on Roger, with him being South African and all.

ND:

ND: Nice! I can smell that title

LK&OT: Thanks so much for your time.  Any last words of wisdom for your fans?

ND:

ND: Always make sure you stocked up on tennis balls when practising

hUmp Day Hottie – Dale Steyn

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Today’s hUmp Day Hottie is a personal fave of Miss Bailey’s and lucky for us we had a chance meeting with him while we were dog walking at Kommetjie!

What wiki had to say: Dale Willem Steyn (/ˈstn/; born 27 June 1983) is a South African cricketer who plays in TestsT20 Internationals and One Day International cricket for South Africa. He is currently the number one ranked Test bowler in the world. Steyn currently has the best bowling strike rate of all time in Test match cricket (amongst bowlers who have bowled a minimum of 10,000 deliveries).

Now for the stuff you really want to know!

LK&OTH: Thanks for taking the timeout of your busy day to stop and chat to us. How lucky that we spotted you.  Even if it is at Kommetjie and the wind is howling.  How have you been keeping?

DS: Chilled, relaxed, happy, just taking pictures of myself.

DS: Chilled, relaxed, happy, just taking pictures of myself.

LK&OTH: Uhm, okay. You are currently ranked the Best Test Bowler in World.  What do you accredit your success too?

DS: These guns of steel.

DS: These guns of steel.

LK&OT: You spend so much time away from home. Do you have a bestie on Tour?

DS: The guys all get on well but AB and I have a BroMance.

DS: The guys all get on well but AB and I have a BroMance.

LK&OT: If you were not a cricketer what would you want to be?

DS: Definitely a pilot

DS: Definitely a pilot

DS: Or even a motivational speaker, YES!!!

DS: Or even a motivational speaker, YES!!!

LK&OT: A very popular question here at HDH and something Miss Bailey would ask but she seems to be at a loss for words currently.  Are you a boob or butt guy?

DS: a tongue guy

DS: a tongue guy

LK&OT: WOW, that is interesting, in the 2 week history of HDH we have never had that answer.  (Miss Bailey, please stick your tongue back in your mouth).  Sorry Dale, what was that?

DS: Wait, I need to get a picture of that. Maybe I could’ve been a photographer, too.

DS: Wait, I need to get a picture of that. Maybe I could’ve been a photographer, too.

Miss Bailey: Yeah, I can pretend to be a model for your portfolio.

LK&OT: Not sure he got any of that, Miss Bailey. Hard to hear what you’re saying if you talk with your tongue out. Awks! Moving on… Dale, if you had to write a book, what would it be titled?

DS: It’s Not About The Ball.

DS: It’s Not About The Ball.

LK&OT: Original.

Miss Bailey: What about “The Steyn Remover”?

DS: hahahaha

DS: hahahaha

DS: Thanks girls, I am out of here. TAXI!!

DS: Thanks girls, I am out of here. TAXI!!

Miss Bailey: But we were going to ask about dance moves next.

DS: The downward fist pump

DS: The downward fist pump

DS: The upward fist pump

DS: The upward fist pump

DS: The Irish Leprechaun jig

DS: The Irish Leprechaun jig

DS: The funky chicken

DS: The funky chicken

DS: The Robot

DS: The Robot

 

DS: Now your turn!

DS: Now your turn!

LK&OT: Wow, strong finish, but I’m going to have to pass. Thank you.

Miss Bailey: Yeah, you really just threw it all at us. The robot is my personal favourite. *applauds*

hUmp Day Hottie – Olivier Giroud

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With World Cup fever having hit us, we thought it fitting that we looked for a hUmp Day Hottie who is currently sporting his stuff in Brazil.

** cue bugles to play that WC tune**

Olivier Giroud

What wiki had to say: born 30 September 1986) is a French footballer who plays for English club Arsenal in the Premier League and the France national team. He plays as a striker and is known for his size, physical style of play, heading ability, shot power, strength and link-up play. He is also associated with making runs to the front post that outwit defenders.

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Miss Bailey and I were fortunate enough to get an interview with him. She spoke, I stared.  So here are the answers to questions you really care about:

LK&OT: Welcome to LK&OT, we’re so excited to be looking at you.

OR: Please, be gentle with me.

OG: Please, be gentle with me.

LK&OT: *laughs* Don’t be weird.  Would you like something to eat or drink? We have to order to be able to use this free wifi.

OG: Is fine, I ate a lot today. I’m so bloated.

OG: Is fine, I ate a lot today. I’m so bloated.

LK&OT: *needs napkins to bite on* Can we get some water over here, please? To splash our faces.

OG: Now you be weird.

OG: Now you be weird.

LK&OT: Take it or leave it. Kidding. What is your superpower?

OG: Just love. I am french.

OG: Just love. I am french.

LK&OT: What would you say is your weakness?

OG: I have ugly feet. But don’t tell anyone. Please.

OG: I have ugly feet. But don’t tell anyone. Please.

LK&OT: Your secret’s safe with us. You can tell us anything…like what type of guy you are when it comes to women? Are you a boobs guy, legs guy, ass guy, thigh guy, abs guy, what?

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LK&OT: Is that boobs or butt?

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OG: I joke.

 

OG: I like all woman.

OG: I like all woman.

LK&OT: What do you think about all Christiano Ronaldo’s modelling/ad campaigns.

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LK&OT: We agree. But you look good doing that. You’d be a much better model. Show us your best pose

OG: I joke again. Hahaha

OG: I got you.

O: I joke again. Hahaha

OG: I joke again. Hahaha

O: I got you ladies there, no?

OG: I got you ladies there, no?

LK&OT: Yes, please. You can have us. SOLD!

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LK&OT: What a keeper! Thanks for your time. And for buying us lunch. In France. Because you’re French. Obviously.

** Thanks to  The Telegraph, Pure People and all the other photographers who were kind enough to “lend” us these photos.

 

 

hUmp Day Hottie – Willie Le Roux

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Today we feature our first hUmp Day Hottie.   Miss Bailey and I have a very strict criteria and scorecard that needs to be completed before our hUmp Day Hottie is crowned.  I will be sharing the criteria with you next week in order for you to submit your weekly Hottie!

There wasn’t much debate about who gained the title, basing our selection on who was on the field at Newlands on Saturday,  Miss Bailey and I were unanimous  in our decision ……….

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Willie le Roux

What wiki had to say:   (born 18 August 1989) is a South African rugby union footballer. He is an extremely versatile back-line player who generally plays as a fullback or wing, though earlier in his career he played mostly as a fly-half.  Le Roux was born and raised in the Western Cape.

Since we were not able to get hold of Willie for an interview and they say a picture is worth a thousand words, this is what we imagined he would say:

L,K&OT: Willie, so nice to meet you.  You have so many female fans and supporters out there and they all want to know, when it comes to women, what is your type? Are you a legs guy, or an ass guy or a boobs guy or an abs guy?

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L,K&OT: Boobs. Interesting. What would you do if you had boobs?

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L,K&OT: Yeah, we do that all the time. So much fun. If you were a super hero, what would you want your super power to be?

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L,K&OT: Super Rugby? Wow, we’re not convinced that you love Rugby. What would you say is your strength?

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L,K&OT: WHOA! Big…bank account you have there. The smile, shoulders and arms are just bonuses. You can stay.

Thanks to Getty Images, Sports24 & Arena Sport for the images we borrowed!